i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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