Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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