i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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