they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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