Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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