I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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