even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
