wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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