i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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