My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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