So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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