belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
