so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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