Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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