So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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