But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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