I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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