I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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