she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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