Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Couch. On fire.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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