if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i wish my penis had a tongue
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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