Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I enjoy the company of your penis
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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