The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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