So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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