the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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