There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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