People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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