How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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