some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
they need to just BURY HIM!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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