Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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