I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Randomize
