I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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