their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just google imaged poop.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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