I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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