Pregnant stripper...not hot.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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