so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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