i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
you will always have a special place in my vag
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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