well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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