I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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