Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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