i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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