And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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