I'm lost and stupid without you.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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