Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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