Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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