Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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