problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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