I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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