I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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