I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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