she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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