So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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