They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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