Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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